Either Way, I Am Out Of Luck...

A recent study shows that it is the face, not the body, that attracts a mate. This is all well and good for you pretty faced people out there, but what about the people like me? What am I to do if my face looks like this?



Am I supposed to rely on my body to pull up the slack? What do I if the body is lacking as well?



Sadly I was hoping that it was the smell that attracted mates the most, because you can just buy that in stores and then bath in it. Somebody told me that worked, or maybe that was a voice in my head. I am not entirely sure.

I Need That

This cuckoo clock may be the single greatest innovation to time management ever. Greater than the sundial.

The Bald and the Beautiful

Now bald women don't bother me. Not in the slightest. In fact, some of them can look quite attractive if they have a nice shape to their head. This photoshop contest takes it to a different level, because some of the women are not bald, but balding which is entirely different and very creepy. It's that slight remnant of hair that just sends it over the edge and into icky land. For those who are like me, prepare to be scared.

This is oh so very creepy:

But this is funny:

For Those Who Can't Tell Time

Perhaps this will make it a little simpler:

Old News - Some People Have Bad Luck

A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy...

You're NOT going to die...

Photophile

Woody went nuts.

Shout Out

yjblog: Odd name, and odd comics about cartoon chicken. My fave is the one about defenestration.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there! (Especially mine!)