Under construction...
I am starting the long and weary process of renovating. I am mostly just seeing how it works. No changes are permanent. Any bugs or dislikes, please let me know.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Caption This!
Contest: Whoever comes up with the best caption for this photo will get a prize...my respect. Enter in the comments section.
Old News
Bill Gates buys...er...gets diploma.
The New Yorker is animating its cartoons. Still feel dead.
Mr. Japanese Business Mogul....I, uh, I want a Hawaiian Mansion too.
My state ranks 12th in Crime. Surprisingly still doesn't have it's own CSI show. I'm waiting CBS. What does your state rank?
Say what you want about me, but at least I've never lost 38 billion dollars.
One Small Step for Mankinde
Robots are doing surgery on people's prostates. Come on people, this is how the aliens found our weaknesses and now we are letting the robots find out too? Our race is truly doomed.
Driverless cars? Why don't we just give the robots control of missiles too? What? WE DID? crap
100 Million Year old organism survived without sex. If that's the key to longevity, then nevermind.
Spork Happy
Mmm...Pork and Chestnut Goulash.
Starbucks Vending Machines. Isn't half the fun of going to Starbucks yelling really long, complex orders at the barista and then getting irate when they don't get the really long, complex order right?G4m1ng
One of my favorite games, Shadow of the Colossus, gets a nod in Reign Over Me. This game deserves more recognition. It's like a work of art. It should be played in museums.
Hollyweird
So it would appear that my previous report of Emma Watson leaving Harry Potter was wrong. I feel like such a douche. Mostly because I read Harry Potter and I'm all growns up.
Color me surprised. I was certain Grindhouse was going to go through a lengthy editing process to get it's R rating, but it's already got it.
Trailer Trash
Star Dust: A Neil Gaiman film? AWESOME. And what a great cast.
The TV Set: Will this be a good David Duchovny film. I hope so. "Orignal scares me a little."
TVLand
Battlestar to end after Season 4? Frak! Actually as long as they wrap up the mythos and characters I think it's best to end while it's still going strong.
The 10 Worst Spin-offs of all-time.
Super adorable JENNA FISCHER NUDE...except not really.
TV SHOW PILOT: Lee Majors has an underground bionic lair to perform experiments on Jamie Kennedy. It's original, that's for sure.
The AV Club pics 22 show openings that best fit their show. (Videos included) My votes go to Freaks and Geeks, Dexter, the 4400 and the Sopranos.
I use "The Internet"
Funny Commercials for Novell Linux. Spoofing the Mac vs. PC ads. Kinda clever those computer geeks.
3/4 of Blogger is Spam. Apparently I am part Spam. Fry me and I might taste good.
Ever wanted to listen to me read you my blog in my smooth and sultry voice. Yeah me, too. Until I get the infinite amount of time required to that (plus i'd need a smooth and sultry voice) you will just have to settle for VocalFruits to read it for you.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Banned in China
I finally figured out why I am not getting as many visitors to my very-well-written and entirely-interesting-to-everyone site as I thought I would. I am banned in China.
That cuts out about a billion potential readers. Those billion readers could be clicking on my ad links and making me rich. Me not being rich upsets me greatly. So now I call on you! Yes, you, my two loyal readers to get me unbanned in China. Write letters. Spread the word about my site. Unblock me in China. Get me a billion readers. It shouldn't be too hard. It's not like I talk about the horror that was Tiananmen Square protests of 1989, Tibetan Independence or Falun Gong.
Ehhh...oops. Guess your job just got a little harder.
Question of the day: What's the worst case of censorship you've seen recently? (Respond in comments section (no registration necessary, but please sign your post))
(P.S. Oddly my comic is not blocked in China. Guess they dig those wacky tv, movie, and game parodies.)
Old News
The Glass Walkway over the Grand Canyon opens. Unforutnately, so might its weebly, wobbly, glass-cracking floor.
One Small Step for Mankinde
5 Million people live with my worst fear.
Duct Tape may not be best cure for warts. I wasn't aware duct tape ever was considered a cure for warts.
Ah, crap. The Mayans were right. The world is ending in 2012.
Sewer-Bot traps naked man in sewer. SkyNet goes underground. Where are you John Conner?
Spork Happy
Mmm...Gourmet Marshmallows.
Tara Reid opening a restaurant called "Ketchup." Officially world's dumbest human being.
Notes of Note
Paul McCartney signs with Starbucks record label. First single to be "Can buy me Latte."
Gattaca: One of the best movie soundtracks. When I write, I listen to this music a lot.
G4m1ng
Hollyweird
Wild Hogs 2? It's your own fault America. I place this entirely on your heads.
NUDE NATILIE PORTMAN...'s body double. Now did I just say that to get links? Well, that's for you to decide.
Trailer Trash
Pirates of The Caribbean III: At World's End - I am one of the few that liked the second one and can't wait for the third.
Year of the Dog: Wonderfully weird. I want to see it.
Eagle Vs Shark: Love is...Awkward.
Air Guitar Nation: I know I've posted this before, but it still rocks.
Pathfinder: I am only a lowly history buff, but I'm pretty sure this never happened.
TVLand
Battlestar gets full season order!!! Frak ya! Lost also gets renewed!
Laverne and Shirley return to the small screen, but for reals! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlemazl! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
Extras to end like The Office, with a standalone special.
I use "The Internet"
Forget Google, I only search with K-Fed now.
71 Miles points out nearby spots of interest. Start planning day trips now.
Shout Out
Funniest Gadgets: From the totally random to the "I really want that" this site has it all. Quite humorous that this stuff ever gets made.
Monday, March 19, 2007
T and A and other developments...
I had a request for more T and A. So this blog will be chock full of 
and 
. Enjoy!!!
In other news...
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And that is all for today. Oh I am still working on getting a colorful background. I'm thinking this one...
. That shouldn't be too distracting, right?
Question of the day: What is the worst design you've ever seen? Provide a link if you got one. (Respond in comments section (no registration necessary, but please sign your post))
(By the way I do take all your suggestions seriously, even if it seems like I don't. It'll take me awhile to implement as I still have to learn how to code and all that. Any suggestions as to where to learn?)
Old News
Probably the only time I'll wish I lived in New Jersey.
Breaking News: Banana grower pleads guilty to aiding terrorism. Breaking News: Banana grower pleads guilty to aiding terrorism. Breaking News: Banana grower pleads guilty to aiding terrorism. Breaking News: Banana grower pleads guilty to aiding terrorism. Breaking News: Orange ya glad I didn't say Banana grower pleads guilty to aiding terrorism.
Bong Hits 4 Jesus hits the Supreme Court. Man, that is just funny to say.
Hooters to open in Tel Aviv. Something about that just seems wrong.
One Small Step for Mankinde
248 dimension maths puzzle solved. I, uh, I don't get it.
Lunar dust 'may harm astronauts.' I inform them not to take off helmets and inhale. Problem solved.
Robot eats human alive.
Spork Happy
Ding Dongs celebrate 40th anniversary. Some Ding Dongs are reported to be nearly that old.
G4m1ng
Halo Legos are just too cool for words. My inner geek is exploding.
Eh, I am supposed to want a PS3? German advertising scares me.
IGN's top 25 PC games of all time. Number 1 is a shocker, mainly because I never played it.
TVLand
Jeopardy has first 3-way!!!
I'm all for playing devil's advocate, but you'd have a better time convincing me that Bush was the world's best president ever than you would convincing me that Sanjaya deserves to be on American Idol.
I use "The Internet"
The evolution of the computer mouse.
Take pictures? Want cash? Try ImageReward and tell me if it works.
And the YouTube award goes to "Man getting hit in groin."
Add FireFox View to your Internet Explorer for quick switches from the IE to FF.
Look out MySpace, you are under attack by virus makers.
Shout Out
Swirlee: A site of pure randomocity. I enjoyed the video post on the fake David Blaine (Dec. 14th post.)
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Busy Little Beabo
Just got back from my nephew's 5th birthday in Austin. It was very cool. The kid is a happenin' dude.
Wish I could have attended all the SXSW stuff, but there is always next time. This update is going to be a tad lite, just because I am tired. But I will make it up later, or not. Ha.
Anyway, I'm thinking of redoing the site. Change the graphics and stuff. So....
Question of the day: What can I do to make your experience on my blog better? (Respond in comments section (no registration necessary, but please sign your post))
Old News
Come and get it...Free Land in Alaska...Again.
Cure for AIDS or sick joke? You decide...On the next "Lying Bastard President of Gambia."
The reason I left teaching gets "softened."
Spork Happy
Mmm...$1000 Pizza. Actually ew it sounds disgusting. Should be the price paid to eat it.
Jingles for Pringles. I tried writing mine but couldn't get past "Chips in a tuuuuuuube!..."
Hollyweird
Scientific proof that Grindhouse will be the best movie ever. I wouldn't go that far, but based on that calculation it should be pretty damn awesome. (There's a baby eating scene?)
The Giver is getting made into a movie. I hope its good but I know it won't be.
TVLand
Quiz shows fail television. Next on Fox: Guess the Number in My Head and Will the Monkey Fling It's Crap?
America, please watch Andy Barker P.I. It looks like it could be a funny show once it gets going. It's pilot was funnier than most.
Series finales. Find out when our few scripted shows end and the glut of horrible reality television begins.
I use "The Internet"
Does the Internet need to start over? Or for that matter does, Beabo's Ramblings need a reboot?
Try finding Mp3's on the ol' pipes network.
Your favorite YouTube video just get deleted then try DeleTube.
Watch things blow up.
Cop: Wife googled 'How to commit murder' <- That is just funny. 
Look out iPhone here comes Google phone.
If you are still using Yahoo Mail (I use it as a secondary to my Gmail. It's just so over widgeted and a bit garish.) then here are some tips for you.
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