Either Way, I Am Out Of Luck...
A recent study shows that it is the face, not the body, that attracts a mate. This is all well and good for you pretty faced people out there, but what about the people like me? What am I to do if my face looks like this?
Am I supposed to rely on my body to pull up the slack? What do I if the body is lacking as well?
Sadly I was hoping that it was the smell that attracted mates the most, because you can just buy that in stores and then bath in it. Somebody told me that worked, or maybe that was a voice in my head. I am not entirely sure.
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In the words of Roy Higgins, "Baby, you've got it all, looks, boobs, & caboose."
I think you're all set.
It was a voice in your head. BTW, nice swimsuit, Dude!
Luckily, I am blessed in all departments. However, if I find my natural charms are failing to attract a female, there is another solution readily available: alcohol, and lots of it.
Works a treat.
Wouldn't it be nice if all you had to do was smell good? We can't all be like Lord Likely, after all!
I heard a vague rumour a long long long time ago that the size of your wallet is pretty important. Maybe that's just an old wives tale. :p
hey Ithought it was smell too! like a primal instinct. Thats what Dr. Oz said on Oprah! lol
I think you are in luck. Twenty-four people are no where close to a statistically valid sample size. Especially considering the study is talking about 12 men and 12 women.
This is a bit like flipping a coin two times, noticing that both times it comes up heads and concluding that it will always come up heads.
The general public would be amazed if they actually read more of the actual methodologies and data of studies as to what passes off as good science.
But this is still good enough for me for my internal excuse not to exercise so much.
lol your face in that picture is cracking me up...
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